the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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