we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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