I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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