This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
