omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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