Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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