Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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