This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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