Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You dont lie about slip and slides
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
