...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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