would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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