What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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