I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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