Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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