Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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