sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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