This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
