sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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