You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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