Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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