I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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