we have officially lost it.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
