have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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