# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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