he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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