The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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