if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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