Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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