All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize
