Cold hands, warm shart.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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