Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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