I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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