Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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