your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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