He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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