Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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