I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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