My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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