Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
And the cops told us we were all naked.
There r osticjed everywhere
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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