Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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