i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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