It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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