so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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