rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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