Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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