I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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