In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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