Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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