People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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