Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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