found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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