Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
