Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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