is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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